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| Author: | AlexGuy [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 11:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Hierarchy of Hilbertism (Lord Hilbert Appreciation Thread #2) |
Hello my brothers and sisters, It is I, the pope of the holy church of Hilbert back again to guide you all into a state of holiness and devotion to our lord. First and foremost, I am thoroughly overjoyed at the fact that our Lordship has been so well accepted and loved in the exact way I'm sure he would want us to. However, many sins have been committed since his grand reveal. I regretfully have to inform you that everyone but our Lord Hilbert's most loyal followers have spouted blasphemy at one point or another. Nevertheless my brethren, I have come to lead you to salvation and forgiveness; tis the role of I, the pope of the holy church of Hilbert. I have prepared an order of sorts including who should, and should not be praised. The truth that should be obvious is that our one and only Lord is above all else in righteousness and power. Below him is the the executive responsible for the spread of his universality and concept: VisualJae. In the same tier is the pen that doth crafted his shape and form, lead artist and writer Dmjh93. After the creationist duo is Arceus, the being who originally granted our lord his divine power; however shortly after the birth of our savior he was surpassed rather astronomically in power and wisdom. Beneath the aforementioned deities is myself, the pope of the holy church of Hilbert. I do not require or deserve praise, however my role in the flourishing of Hilbertism is not to be overlooked. Underneath myself is the most controversial tier list in existence, the favored followers of Lord Hilbert. This list is the origin of all blasphemy in Hilbertism. This is where Lady Hilda, Cheren the sagacious and Bianca the congenial lie. I have seen many followers that were once holy partake in sacrilege regarding the trio. Lady Hilda is not our lord. Cheren is not our savior. Bianca is not our god. Despite the fact that these three are more holy than about everyone who will ever read this, the are not to be praised. Celebrated and loved, but not praised. They are all on the same level, meaning that anyone can pick or choose a favorite. Personally I cannot decide who I prefer between these Two Perfect Girls... The group after the Nuvema trio holds the most loyal mortal followers of our lord. No further explanation is needed as they know who they are (and im too lazy to list half the twitch chat). The final and most odd tier is the one that holds Pokemon Trainer Red, a man who holds his own fate in his hands. To decide whether or not to join the loyal followers of our Lord (possibly even achieve deity status), the group of neutrality or to rot in the pits of Tiernoism, a group dedicated to praising the rotund imbecile and promoting gluttony. Scoff, I will elaborate on this dastardly equivalent to satanism on a future date. Anyways, we must wait until the conclusion of Pokemon Academy Life to discover where Red's loyalty lies. My preaching for today ends here my friends. Praise our lord: Hilbert; for he is love, he is life. Thank you for reading. |
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| Author: | Robin [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 11:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hierarchy of Hilbertism (Lord Hilbert Appreciation Thread #2) |
Thank you brother in the Faith. I feel one step closer to achieving Enlightenment now. |
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| Author: | AlexGuy [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 11:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hierarchy of Hilbertism (Lord Hilbert Appreciation Thread #2) |
| Author: | ladyhilda [ Wed Jul 20, 2016 11:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hierarchy of Hilbertism (Lord Hilbert Appreciation Thread #2) |
Thank you for elaborating on how the three of us should not be praised. While these mistakes humble me, it is unfortunately a sin to think of me in such a way. You are a true example of the magnificence that our Lord bestows upon us all, dear pope. And I thank you deeply for the compliment but while in the eyes of certain breeders we may be perfect, only our lord can be described as such |
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| Author: | LordHilbert [ Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hierarchy of Hilbertism (Lord Hilbert Appreciation Thread #2) |
Alex, although you say you need no praise I must say at least something. You are a man so many dream to be. A man who can truly describe both the desires of me and those who wish to oppose us. We are only as strong as we wish to be and you chose to be the strongest person to represent Hilbertism but myself. I trust you with both my pokemon and life. Without you, no one would truly be enlightened by the rights and wrongs of this beloved religion. |
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| Author: | Soundwave [ Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hierarchy of Hilbertism (Lord Hilbert Appreciation Thread #2) |
Thank you for being so open about what we must do. The figureheads of other religions at many times attempt to run their followers around and deceive them. But not you, Lord Hilbert. From the very beginning you have set us on the correct path. We, your loyal followers, will not disappoint you. |
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| Author: | PsyduckSauce [ Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hierarchy of Hilbertism (Lord Hilbert Appreciation Thread #2) |
Where's the option for "When cities gain sentience, rise up on hydraulic legs, and begin the century long war for resources as a result of the entire world going mad from Hilbertism"? |
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| Author: | VisualJae [ Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hierarchy of Hilbertism (Lord Hilbert Appreciation Thread #2) |
What have we done... |
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| Author: | Johnh12 [ Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hierarchy of Hilbertism (Lord Hilbert Appreciation Thread #2) |
I think that by the end of the year we're going to learn that Hilda is the one that secretly has all the power and that Hilbert is just the front for her real Holy power. |
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| Author: | PsyduckSauce [ Fri Jul 22, 2016 3:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hierarchy of Hilbertism (Lord Hilbert Appreciation Thread #2) |
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